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1. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience. 2. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! 3. If 90% of the people in the world dont have it, why do they call it common sense? 4. It is better to be silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. 5. Im right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 3%? 6. When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone! 7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes. 8. A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, “That was awsome.” 9. If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy? 10. Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? 11. I doubt therefore I might be. 12. You don’t have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. 13. Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored. 14. Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday. 15. Just because I picked the TV over you doesn’t mean I don’t love you. 16. I’m giving up on love cause love is giving up on me. 17. I smile because I have no idea what is going on. 18. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 19. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it? 20. A day without sunshine is like… night. 21. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 22. 84.1% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 23. I’m not paraniod… but I know that you think I am. 24. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect! 25. I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other, and when I am alone I am together. 26. If you wish on a falling star it might come true… Unless it’s a meteor hurdling to earth… Then no wishes come true… Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth. 27. The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population. 28. Since history never stops, when does the future begin? 29. People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. 30. Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? “Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!” 31. The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It is twice as large as it needs to be. 32. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? 33. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? 34. Practice makes perfect but no one is perfect so why practice? 35. If tomorrow is going to be twice as cold as it iss today, and if today is 0 degrees, how cold will it be tomorrow? 36. When people say “Expect the unexpected,” doesn’t that mean the unexpected is expected? 37. Isn’t it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called “practice”? 38. Would a fly without wings be called a “walk”? 39. How do you throw away a trash can? 40. If quitters never win and winners never quit who came up with “Quit while your ahead”? 41. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 42. Why is it that when something is sent in a car, it’s called a shipment, yet when it’s sent in a ship, it’s called cargo? 43. How do you know when you’re out of invisible ink? 44. If psychics know the winning lottery numbers why are they still working? 45. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation? 46. What is the speed of dark? 47. Why do people ask if they can “borrow” a piece of paper? Do they really plan on returning it. 48. If an orange is called an orange then why isn’t a banana called a yellow? 49. If a pizza is round then why do they make the box square? 50. Why does the sun darken your skin, but lightens your hair? 51. To the crazy man, the normal person is insane. 52. If repetition is the key to learning, and repetition is a sign of stupidity, does that make learning stupid? 53. Why is it that if someone tells you that there are a billion stars in the universe, you will believe him, but if someone tells you a wall has wet paint on it you will have to touch it to be sure? 54. If you put a slinky on an escalator, would it go on forever? 55. Its bad luck to be superstitious. 56. You Know the saying “Quit while your ahead”. Well, if you are ahead why would you want to quit? 57. Why is abbreviation such a long word? 58. If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked? 59. Growing old is manditory, growing up is optional. 60. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. 61. If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? 62. Life is wasted on the living. 63. Whats styrofoam packed with? 64. Why do Kamakazi piolots wear helmets? 65. When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say “MAKE YOUR OWN GODD­AMN LEMONADE!!”
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Im a fallen angel!!!
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coldplay, beatles, evanescence, system of a down, andrea bocelli, sara brightman, sean kingston, MAGO DE OZ!!!, jibbs, cascada etc etc..

nunka t vayas sin decir te kiero, un amor para recordar, encantada,

the OC, simpson, malcolm, el clon, saikano, DNAngel, bleach, kare kano

el seductor de la patria, padre rico padre pobre, molly moon,

El amor es el mas dulce y adictivo veneno, la combinación perfecta entre el dolor y la pasión.